(Source: berrydevon, via loonygoon)
Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee
I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP
how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee
This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.
^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK
you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg
if it’s not american it doesn’t exist
what the fuck is a crisp
I’m dying at the cultural differences going on omfg lol
(via microcroft)
Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet
*SHRIEK*
*SHRIEK*
*SHRIEK*
LOOK AT THE BRAVE LITTLE BUDDY FIGHTING CRIME
I’M READY TO CATCH BAD GUYS MOM
NO NO LEMME GOOOOO WANNA CATCH BAD GUYS
NO I DON WANNA TAKE A NAP
IT ISN’T NAPTIME IT’S TIME TO FIGHT CRIME
(via microcroft)
- teacher: alright fold your papers in half
- entire class: hot dog or hamburger
The worst feeling is knowing you’ve gained weight
It’s so terrible
(via loonygoon)
raise your hand if you’ve ever had to explain what “shipping” is
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
(Source: himapapaftw, via laughingnancy)
if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
